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Mrs Dorothy Wills-Doncaster's
Indispensable Christmas Tips
12 extraordinary Christmas cards for 2006
I am releasing 12 of my Indispensable Christmas Tips to help the underprivileged rump of British society to enjoy a Christmas that is as fulfilled as that of the Wills-Doncaster family.
Each card will cost you £1.99 and I am not prepared to sell you less than six. If you spend in excess of £20 I will personally pay the Post Office whatever it costs to despatch the parcel to you. If you are of parsimonious disposition and wish to spend less than £20 I will charge you £3.00 postage and packing as a penalty for your mean spiritedness.
The cover of each Indispensable Christmas Tip is shown below - and if you click on it you will be presented with an image of the Tip itself (if you are unable to read, please go to your vicar, mayor or employer and ask them politely if they will read it to you). Once you have decided which Tips you wish to procure, please download an order form and see that it gets to my publisher Splimple Limited (please don't bother me personally with your order, as I have rather more important matters to attend to):
Splimple Limited, PO Box 2973, Stratford upon Avon, Warwickshire CV37 1ZP. Facsimile machine: 01789 264296. Telephone calls to: 01789 415545. Electronic mailing device: wow@splimple.com
(Splimple Limited apparently accept something called 'credit cards' as well as the more conventional 'cheque' method of payment).
Tip 1
Ref: F 2001
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Tip 2
Ref: F 2002
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Tip 3
Ref: F 2003
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Tip 4
Ref: F 2004
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Tip 5
Ref: F 2005
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Tip 6
Ref: F 2006
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Tip 7
Ref: F 2007
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Tip 8
Ref: F 2008
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Tip 9
Ref: F 2009
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Tip 10
Ref: F 2010
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Tip 11
Ref: F 2011
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Tip 12
Ref: F 2012
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